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“The Witches of Eastwick”: The Agony of Straight-Washed Witchy Cinema
On Halloween, we make martinis and CAVORT around in silk PJs to John Williams!
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The Agony of “Gay” “Cinema”: All Over Me
The tragic tale of a teenage floozy who never learned how to walk.
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AND JUST LIKE THAT: Last Supper? We hardly even knew ’er!
I can’t wait for the part where everyone eats the flesh and drinks the blood of our Lord and Taylor, Carrie Bradshaw!
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AND JUST LIKE THAT: The Ballad of Aidan and Steve, Part The First
This show is basically The DaVinci Code! The clues were there all along!
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AND JUST LIKE THAT: Carrie Bradshaw, Homemaker
I guess this show blew its entire location budget on Miranda’s dumb Los Angeles sex and beach cleaning odyssey (R.I.P. Hamptons house) because to no…
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AND JUST LIKE THAT: Everyone Has Jobs Again!
Aidan is Carrie’s job now.
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AND JUST LIKE THAT: My Very Favorite Character Ever Is Back!
OH MY GOD! My favorite favorite FAVORITE character ever is back! I’ve been waiting and waiting and hoping to see them again, and here they are! I’ve…
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AND JUST LIKE THAT: Happy July! It Is Snowing Now!
Listen! That’s not just snow swirling in the suddenly frosty July air! Those who are pure of heart and have ears to hear it will surely harken to a name…
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