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Bridget Jones’s Baby: Do I Kinda Love This Movie Based on My Least Favorite Bridget Jones Book?
*Plays "Jump Around" by House of Pain.*
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Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason: Do I NOT Hate This Bad Movie Based on One of My All-Time Favorite Books?
Drunk notes on a dumb movie that's real fun to watch drunk.
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Bridget Jones’s Diary: Do I Maybe Hate This Movie Based on One of My All-Time Favorite Books?
Now it is Bridget Jones Season.
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“The Witches of Eastwick”: The Agony of Straight-Washed Witchy Cinema
On Halloween, we make martinis and CAVORT around in silk PJs to John Williams!
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The Agony of “Gay” “Cinema”: All Over Me
The tragic tale of a teenage floozy who never learned how to walk.
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“Queen of the Damned”: The Agony of Straight-Washed Vampire Cinema
Happy Halloween! It’s Hot Topic: The Movie!
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The Agony of “Gay” “Cinema”: Stonewall
Not the Roland Emmerich one!
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The Agony of “Gay” “Cinema”: Edge of Seventeen
This movie has nothing at all to do with Stevie Nicks. What is that about???
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The Agony of “Gay” “Cinema”: Jeffrey
He’s taking his balls and going home!
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The Agony of "Gay" "Cinema": In & Out
A gay movie for straight people, In & Out is the product of possibly the whitest gay mind imaginable.
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The Agony of “Gay” “Cinema”: The Broken Hearts Club
Someone please check on Greg Berlanti. I hope he’s ok.
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The Agony of “Gay” “Cinema”: Trick
"Enter You" is a double entendre!? Why am I only just realizing this???
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